Some things need explaining

I often tell folks that when I get to Heaven, I have a long list of things I want to ask God.

For instance, why in the world were mosquitoes invented? What about fire ants? Why do we have moles digging tunnels in our yards?

Answers to the quesions above will just have to wait, but there are some things created by man that I just have to find out about before I am called home to Glory.

The list could be extensive, but I will limit it to just two that crossed my path today. Ready? Here we go.

Why do hot dog buns come in packages of eight, but the hot dogs come in sets of 10? The only thing I can figure out is that they must throw in a couple of extra ones just in case the cook puts mustard on your bun when you really wanted mayo.

Finally, have you ever checked out the label on a package of Baked Cheetos? The label says they are "naturally baked". Will someone please tell me how something can be "un-naturally baked"?