Friday, December 7, 2007

Dome Tell-Me-Whys

Tell me why Coach John Curtis has won 22 state championships and still has not one gray hair on his head?

Tell me why the sound system is so 'hot' at the Superdome? I felt like I was at a rock concert.

Tell me why the public address announcers lost their French accents this year?

Tell me why the former lead singer for Louisiana's Lereaux has never been invited to sing the National Anthem before?

Tell me why Calvary's artificial surface looks 10 times better than that in the Dome?

Tell me why my wife and I have to chose to sit on the row where everyone wants to get up and pass in front of us five times during the game to go to the john or to the concession stand?

Tell me how Parkview and Westlake got so big?

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