Politicians pick up your signs for LSU

Now that the elections are over, for the most part, I make a motion that all politicians take a day or two off with their campaign staffs and pick up their signs which they posted all over the Louisiana landscape.

The first thing Bobby Jindal should do when he gets in office is propose a $1,000 clean-up tax on every politician that runs for office. If after 30 days, there are no signs left on the sides of the roads and highways of this state, each candidate could be given a percentage of that tax back.

My wife and I helped the situation by pulling up one sign on our way back home today. We plan to use the metal frame of the sign to attach our "Beware of Dogs" warning along our driveway.

There must be unlimited uses for the signs and their hardware. I just had an idea. We could take up a thousand or so signs, paint them purple and gold with "see the ball, catch the ball" over the original political message and place them along the sidelines at the LSU football practice field and along the sidelines wherever the Tigers play ball.